Sunday, September 21, 2008

This pun's for you

Thanks to Jean for sending these my way.  Believe or not, some of these are new and I truly laughed out loud at them.  If all you can do is groan, that's good enough.  (groaning at puns is for those who are jealous that they didn't think of them first!)

* Police were called to a day care where a 3-year-old was
 resisting a rest.

* To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

* The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

* The dead batteries were given out free of charge.

* Time flies like an arrow; 
fruit flies like a banana.

*  Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft & I'll show you A-flat miner.

* The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.

*  A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France
, resulted in Linoleum Blownapart.

* Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

* Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.



Anonymous said...

A-Wocka-Wocka!! And did you hear about the man whose entire left side was eaten by a shark? He's all right now. Ba-dum-bum!

Jaime said...

Ha! A lot of those were new to me, too (of course, that's probably because all the puns I know have probably come from you!). Those were really only 2/3's of a pun--P-U! :-) Ha...

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