* Police were called to a day care where a 3-year-old was
resisting a rest.
resisting a rest.
* To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
* The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
* The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
* Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
* Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft & I'll show you A-flat miner.
* The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
* A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France, resulted in Linoleum Blownapart.
* Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
* Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
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A-Wocka-Wocka!! And did you hear about the man whose entire left side was eaten by a shark? He's all right now. Ba-dum-bum!
Ha! A lot of those were new to me, too (of course, that's probably because all the puns I know have probably come from you!). Those were really only 2/3's of a pun--P-U! :-) Ha...
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